But I still wanted to drown my sorrows in a plate of cookies & then go see a certain fine piece of jailbait take off his shirt in a certain vampire movie ALL BY MYSELF in a dark theatre. So that I could pretty much …. He’s NOT jail bait anymore!! He’s legal! I went last night and drooled even though I could LITERALLY be his MOM – ugh, so nasty. It’s the smile, really 
The acting? Sucked. The men? HAWT. So let it put a smile on your face, girl! Take some ‘me’ time! …
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